Ladies and gays, prepare yourselves.

For the past two days, some of Head Over Feels’ favorite men have been in a heated race (mmmm…heated race…) for our own Sexiest Man Alive crown. The campaigning is over, and we’re ready to declare our winner.

Make that winners. It’s a tie!

Two contenders quickly rose to the head of the pack and stayed there deadlocked. It’s only fitting that these two morons are the chosen ones, as they embody every quality that makes a Head Over Feels heartthrob: comic genius, regular genius, latent dorkiness, and a delicious affinity for plaid.

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Ready? Let’s do this.

The Sexiest Man Alive #1: Joel McHale

Whoa like that?

Yes, Joel. Just like that.

Joel finger guns

Like that too.

His shadow!

I mean, can Channing Tatum’s shadow do this? I don’t think so.

Joel mirror

Fuck you too, Joel. Ugh.

Joel smile

It’s not just that he ruins lives, it’s that he enjoys it so much.

Jeff and Annie stare

Annie = #gpoy

The Sexiest Man Alive #2: Adam Scott

Adam mic drop

Adam’s acceptance speech at the first annual Head Over Feels awards banquet.

Adam Hair porn

Hair porn. All day, every day.

Adam wanna kiss?

I think I could carve out some time for that, yes.

Party Down hot tub

Lizzy Caplan: “Me too.”

Bachelorette kiss

Damn, Lizzy – let someone else have a turn.

Friends with Kids

*Unable to form sentence*

And as if Joel and Adam weren’t satisfied with separately destroying us, this happened:
Joel and Adam tweets

Faint gif

I’ll be fine. Just give me a minute.

Thanks to everyone who voted and congratulations to our winners! Keep doing what you’re doing, boys. We only hate you a little bit.

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