The Sexiest Woman Alive, Head Over Feels Edition

Posted by Kim

A few weeks ago we had a Sexiest Man Alive contest which lead to ultimate Life Ruiners Joel McHale and Adam Scott being crowned the First Annual Head Over Feels Sexiest Men alive and being retired to the Hall of Fame.  Now…let it never be said that we are not equal opportunity objectifiers here at Head Over Feels.  We appreciate the hot ladies just as much as we do the men.  Maybe even more.

So get thee to our Facebook page (and while you’re there, go ahead and like us) and vote for the First Annual Head Over Feels Sexiest Woman Alive.   Voting will close tomorrow evening.  Don’t see your favorite sexy Lady? Nominate your own choice!  In the meantime, feast your eyes upon the gorgeousness of our Top Six Nominees…

As always, thank you to the lovely Chelsea for helping compile gifs and photos.  Somebody hire her please.  Gif collecting is totally a special skill.

ALL THE PRETTY AND SMART LADIES!!!

1) Alison Brie

Any Sexy Lady poll that doesn’t include Alison is invalid.  Not only is she Community‘s Annie Edison and Mad Men‘s Trudy Campbell (bb, you deserve so much better than Pete.  Please divorce his ass next season and become BFF’s with Joanie), just LOOK AT HER.  That hair.  Those Eyes.  Those Legs.  The perfect complexion.  Don’t even get me started on her cleavage.  It’s pretty famous on the internet.   And she even knows it.  And the fact that she is an incredibly talented actress and comedienne?  Well, Ali, that’s just ruining everything for the rest of us.

2) Amy Poehler

The woman who brings the flawless Leslie Knope to life on Parks and Recreation every week is a hero to women everywhere.  Smart.  Hilarious.  Adorable and Sexy at the same time.  Clearly adored by everyone who knows her.  Gives immeasurably perfect advice to girls of ALL ages.  Amy is basically a flawless human being and I want to be her when I grow up.

3) Billie Piper

Rose Tyler.  You guys know we have a lot of feelings about her.   Also given a show in which she played a high-class call girl principally because of how hot she is.  Anyone who has seen “Doomsday” knows she is not just a pretty face, she’s a hell of an actress too (and a great crier).  Also,  Sage’s Future Wife.

4) Christina Hendricks

Goddess Divine to Curvy Women Everywhere.  Flawless Ginger Queen.  I want to rest my head upon her bosom (you know it is all soft and comfortable and probably smells amazing).  And she has been ROBBED of an Emmy the past two years for her superb work on Mad Men as my hero Joan Holloway Harris.  Seriously.  Watch the most recent season (especially the episode “The Other Woman”) and tell me I am wrong.

5) Jennifer Lawrence

Um, she’s Katniss Everdeen, mo fos.  She is the new queen of reaction gifs.  A fantastic actress…even if I hated Winter’s Bone, she was freaking brilliant in it.  And Silver Linings Playbook?  We’ve only just begun to see what J-Law has to offer.  Also, she unabashedly talks ALL THE TIME about how much she loves to eat.  Don’t ever diet, Jenn.  Your body is freaking BANGING as it is.

6) Tina Fey

Ambassador for geeky, glasses wearing, slightly awkward but SUPER SEXY ladies everywhere, Tina also gave us the gift that keeps on giving in 30 Rock‘s forever endearing heroine Liz Lemon.  Tina is a queen of self-deprecation and also wrote an AMAZING book.  Also…have we mentioned she’s totally hot?

So there you have it.  Our top 6 ladies.  Honorable mentions go out to Jessica Chastain and Anna Kendrick who were just outside our top 6 (mainly because Sage and I were FAILURES and missed Pitch Perfect in theatres), and have been named as write-in candidates.  Next year ladies…this is all yours.

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